Brainwashing

I decided that when I have kids I'm going to "Christianize" all the children's book I read them. This ephiphany came after reading some children's books to Shelley for her class on literature (she's going into elementary education). Some examples from stories (my additions in italics):

"Baby Sam is sick! We should pray for him!"

"I'm going next door to meet the new girl and invite her over for peanut-butter cookies and teach her about Jesus!"

"Hi! I'm Alice. I'm a Christian. What's your name?"

And last but not least...

One fish
Two fish
Red fish
JESUS fish!!!